highmami:

🤑🤑

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cosmic-cyclosa:

ylwkirby:

What’s it like being 21 and older

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you’ve heard of harrison ford, get ready for

peekatchiu:

BaldDad Toyota

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meshjock:

Azealia Banks: *Destroy’s her own career*

Natalia Kills: 

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  • 1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 

  • 6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.

  • Me: but did you mur-

  • Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school

  • 12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!

  • College: It was genocide.
the-walking-thread:
“ There was a car accident earlier today in Peach Tree City. Norman and Steven were heading to set on their motorcycles and were kind enough to stop and make sure everyone was ok.
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the-walking-thread:

There was a car accident earlier today in Peach Tree City. Norman and Steven were heading to set on their motorcycles and were kind enough to stop and make sure everyone was ok.

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godlessondheimite:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

one day i’ll be rich enough to afford one of those broadway on the high seas cruises

this is the saddest thing i ever read. this is so sad that i imagined a soot-smudged dickensian street urchin saying it in a cockney accent before dying of consumption

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amyjdewinehouse:

and I go back to…

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